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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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