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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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