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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dixie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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