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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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