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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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