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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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