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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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