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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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