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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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