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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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