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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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