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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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