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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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