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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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