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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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