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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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