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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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