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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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