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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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