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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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