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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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