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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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