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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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