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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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