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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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