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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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