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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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