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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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