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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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