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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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