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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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