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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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