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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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