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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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