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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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