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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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