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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Molly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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