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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bella eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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