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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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