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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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