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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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