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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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