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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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