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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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