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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rex eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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