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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rex eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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