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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pebbles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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