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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Roxy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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