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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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