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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Champ eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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