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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sparky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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