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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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