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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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