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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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