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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Zeus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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