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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rufus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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