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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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