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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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