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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Thor eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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