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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simpkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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