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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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